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Old 06-04-2007, 02:45 PM   #11
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You know you're the mother of a toddler when you have to remove your freshly washed laundry (and a "Jessie" doll from Toy Story) from your diaper pail. Ick!
and a dump truck and blocks from the washer with the wet clean clothes

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Old 06-04-2007, 02:51 PM   #12
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You know you are the mama of a toddler when you walk around the mall for hours pushing a stroller, wondering why people are looking at you weird, only to realize when you get to your car that your child has stuck all of his reward stickers from the Dr all over you skirt! LOL...that's happened to me a few times!

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Old 06-04-2007, 03:34 PM   #13
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or gameboy games in the VCR, those suckers are hard to get out.
oh, i got a good one!
when my ods was 2 years old i was blowdrying my hair and when i came back out, he was in the kitchen using cheese slices to tile the kitchen floor!!!!!!!
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Old 06-04-2007, 06:05 PM   #14
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you automatically turn your shoes upside before putting them on...to empty out the toys!
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Old 06-04-2007, 09:34 PM   #15
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DH says you know when you have to fish your cell phone out of the toilet

or when you've re-wrapped the toilet paper so many times on the roll that you give up and just pile it on top of the tank
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:20 PM   #16
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When you know all of the songs on Barney, Sesame Street, Blues Clues, etc, but not a single song on the radio!
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Re: You know you are the mama of the toddler when. . . . .

the other day our power went off and the only flashlight i could find was an elephant that made elephant noises, so there i am checking the fuse box and listening to "roarrrrr".
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You know you're the Mom of a toddler when you have to say things like "don't lick the cat" !
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You know you're the Mom of a toddler when you have to say things like "don't lick the cat" !
Or, please don't pull poop out of your diaper
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these are great! I had a good one, but as I went to write I forgot what it was, so I will have to come back to it. Dang pregnancy brain!!!
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