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Old 06-05-2007, 08:29 AM   #21
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When your toddler sets the stereo to go off at 10:30 every night and you can't figure out how to unset it.

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Old 06-05-2007, 02:40 PM   #22
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When a hot topic of discussion is how we shouldn't touch kitty poopies.

When you find yourself saying..."Monkey, we don't put pencils in our diaper"

When you have to kiss the slide bye bye, too.
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Old 06-05-2007, 03:05 PM   #23
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Re: You know you are the mama of the toddler when. . . . .

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the other day our power went off and the only flashlight i could find was an elephant that made elephant noises, so there i am checking the fuse box and listening to "roarrrrr".
oh my god, I love it!!!!
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Or they push some bottons on your alarm clock and the time is now set to the different 'time zone'. You get up in the morning thinking you'll be late but it's still dark out!! :-)


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When your toddler sets the stereo to go off at 10:30 every night and you can't figure out how to unset it.
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Old 06-05-2007, 03:15 PM   #25
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When you lay your dc down for a nap, go to get on the computer and find yourself singing to the TV. The TV that is still on the station of Sesame Street, Dora etc...And you are singing LOUD....
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when your can goods are on the floor and your lo is in the cabinet

when its quiet you worry the peace is being disturbed somewhere in your house

when your friends call to tell you they have cake floating in their water tank after your ds has visited

when your lo is mad because he can't shut the drawer underneath the oven with himself in it

when the bucket he has put on his head has slipped down and his arms are caught under the handle and you are getting yelled at like it is somehow your fault

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Re: You know you are the mama of the toddler when. . . . .

When your LO comes running up to you with something brown on their hands and you actually sniff it to see if its poop or chocolate
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Ditto the "say things like..." comments. I told Jack tonight, "Jack PLEASE don't try to put your penis in your mouth!" That foreskin is some STRETCHY stuff! Thank goodness it doesn't reach, he sure does try though.
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You follow them around obsessively because you have to leave in an hour and you don't know where they hid your keys.
OMG.
I was going to type this EXACT thing.
Seriously - this is an every day problem. Happened twice today alone actually.
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Or, please don't pull poop out of your diaper
yeah i gotta toddler that likes to play with his poop too.just nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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