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Old 12-04-2007, 06:20 PM   #1
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Welcome to the day from you know where.....

1. My 5 yr old was up til PAST MIDNIGHT last night then preceeds to wake up before 6 this morning.

2. My 3 yr old didn't nap yesterday so she PASSED OUT last night then woke up early and is crabby now that her day is off kilter.

3. My 14mo old FINALLY had one molar poke through but is working on 2 more so is half asleep all morning and MISERABLE but wouldn't take a morning nap.

4. BOTH the older girls have just moaned, whined and complained ALL DAY LONG so far. I swear if anything is coming out of their mouth is whining and complaining or sassing me.

5. BOTH older girls had a TERRIBLE morning at school....so much so that I called to cancel speech and OT therapy this afternoon b/c last week was bad and I am NOT wasting the therapists time and mine to take them only to not have them complete a session b/c they are being so uncooperative.

6.My 3 yr old has pooped her pants (her pull-up that she had on from school and AND 2 of her trainers ) all within the 1st 30 minutes of her naptime (accompanied by a good deal of crying about it). Now her room totally smells like CRAP and no amount of lysol or febreeze is working.

7.The construction workers hit a pipe this morning so I had no water to shower with all day.

8. I had to go all the way across town with 3 bratty children today to deal with the tricare (military medical insurance) ppl in PERSON b/c they can't get their act together long enough to assign me another Primary Care Manager since my old one up and left.

9. I have 3 other errands to run...you guessed it, with 3 bratty kids in tow.

and could you girls believe....the day got worse...

10. Manage to get all the errands run, but in the process of stopping by the store, my 5 yr old had a COMPLETE HISSY FIT over a Barbie ballerina dress. I mean total meltdown...

11. We get home and I HAVE to write everything down in the checkbook asap (or dh goes ballistic) meanwhile listen to my 14 mo old SCREAM blood murder b/c she wants me to hold her and I can't hold and write at the same time.

(Go get them dinner.)

12. Get the 5 yr old in the shower, give the 3 yr old & th 14 mo old a bath. Go to get the 14 mo old a towel....she poops in the tub.

13. Get both girls out, cleaned up, dressed and in bed and then back to the bathroom to pick poop turds out of the tub. (are we all laughing yet??)

14. Go to the shower to check on the 5 yr old and grab the tub cleaner.....she is using my BRAND NEW can of shaving cream as body wash!! It is now EMPTY. I remove it from the shower. And tell her that I am almost ready for her to get out.(Seriously stop laughing ya'll.)

15. Finish cleaning poopy tub. Grab a towel, go to shower to get the 5 yr old out and find.....that she moved onto my conditioner (which has a pump top) and is now using THAT as body wash. IT too is now empty. I rinse her off. (Hey, at least she smells good now.)

THANK GOODNESS they are now in bed. I need a good cry.....or some diaper shopping therapy.

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Old 12-04-2007, 06:27 PM   #2
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:09 PM   #3
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Reminder!! Call me ANY time! seriously!

obviously your week hasn't gotten any better



Lots of hugs for you, I hope the rest of the week is SO much better, (has to be right?)

anyways, Skie loves my shaving cream too (urh which reminds me I really should buy some sometime!)
and of course they had to hit your water pipe, why wouldn't they? I wish they would hurry up and finish all their work, my driveway is still torn up

so we'll understand if we don't see you in the morning!

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Old 12-04-2007, 07:14 PM   #4
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oh goodness, we'll be there in the morning....if only b/c I need some intelligent adult conversation!!!
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oh goodness, we'll be there in the morning....if only b/c I need some intelligent adult conversation!!!
we'll see ya then....
now girls be nice to your momma and go to sleep on time and don't wake till after the sun does
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:35 PM   #6
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better you than me seriously, i at the word turd

i'm sorry you had such a rough day!!!!
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Wow, that was seriously some good birth control. We may hold off on TTC #2 FOREVER!

Get some rest.
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Wow, that was seriously some good birth control. We may hold off on TTC #2 FOREVER!

Get some rest.
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OMG
I was only laughing a little bit at your daughter using your stuff as soap
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