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Old 02-14-2008, 04:37 PM   #1
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Dear son,

For Pete's sake, please let go of my breasts!!!! You weaned 3 MONTHS AGO!!! You are going to be THREE in a few weeks - I think I've shared them with you long enough.

Please don't grab my breasts in the grocery store and say "MY BOOBS!" any more - it's embarassing.

Please don't stick your hands up my shirt when I am talking to the mail man - it's embarassing.

Please don't pinch my nipples when I have no bra on and say "TOKE-YO" no matter HOW much Daddy laughs at you - it's embarassing.

Please stop telling everyone at Wal-Mart that Mommy has boobs, they can see that, and - it's embarassing.

Please refrain from digging through my jacket so you can HOLD my breasts while you are in a shopping cart - it's embarassing.

I know you loved nursing; I sort of noticed when Daddy tried to give you a bottle of ebm when you were 3 months old and the neighbours thought he was trying to kill you....

But, my sweet boy, it's over. They are Daddy's mine now, let it go.

Love, Mommy

PS - God help your first girlfriend....

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Old 02-14-2008, 04:39 PM   #2
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thanks for that!
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He's doing it AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! Kill me......

He just came up, holds onto my shirt, and goes "Happy Val-tine's, Mama!", kisses my shirt and runs away!!!!!!!!

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that was one of the cutest things I have read
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Please don't pinch my nipples when I have no bra on and say "TOKE-YO" no matter HOW much Daddy laughs at you - it's embarassing.

OMG, I thought my dh was the only one who did this kind of stuff!!!

LOL, that was too cute!
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Awe! Too cute!
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Please don't pinch my nipples when I have no bra on and say "TOKE-YO" no matter HOW much Daddy laughs at you - it's embarassing.

OMG, I thought my dh was the only one who did this kind of stuff!!!

LOL, that was too cute!


I WISH it was only your dh.... alas, my wonderful husband has a sick sense of humour too. Now when Nate grabs DADDY'S pecs and goes, "Boobies!!" --- that's funny!
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