Diaper Swappers

mommygonewild · 04-26-2008, 06:54 AM

Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms

Would you nurse her in the park?
Would you nurse him in the dark?
Would you nurse him with a Boppy?
And when your boobs are feeling floppy?

I would nurse him in the park,
I would nurse her in the dark.
I'd nurse with or without a Boppy.
Floppy boobs will never stop me.

Can you nurse with your seat belt on?
Can you nurse from dusk till dawn?
Though she may pinch me, bite me, pull,
I will nurse her `till she's full!

Can you nurse and make some soup?
Can you nurse and feed the group?
It makes her healthy strong and smart,
Mommy's milk is the best start!

Would you nurse him at the game?
Would you nurse her in the rain?
In front of those who dare complain?
I would nurse him at the game.
I would nurse her in the rain.

As for those who protest lactation,
I have the perfect explanation.
Mommy's milk is tailor made
It's the perfect food, you need no aid.

Some may scoff and some may wriggle,
Avert their eyes or even giggle.
To those who can be cruel and rude,
Remind them breast's the perfect food!

I would never scoff or giggle,
Roll my eyes or even wiggle!
I would not be so crass or crude,
I KNOW that this milk's the perfect food!

We make the amount we need
The perfect temp for every feed.
There's no compare to milk from breast-
The perfect food, above the rest.

Those sweet nursing smiles are oh so sweet,
Mommy's milk is such a treat.
Human milk just can't be beat.

I will nurse, in any case,
On the street or in your face.
I will not let my baby cry,
I'll meet her needs, I'll always try.
It's not about what's good for you,
It's best for babies, through and through.

I will nurse her in my home,
I will nurse her when I roam.
Leave me be lads and ma'am.
I will nurse her, Mom I am.

shelbell · 04-26-2008, 08:07 AM

Love, love, love this!

**jonasmommy** · 04-26-2008, 08:12 AM

Vert cool.

Now is this realy from Dr. Seuss? That would be even cooler.

tillers72 · 04-26-2008, 08:25 AM

love it!

RJmomof4 · 04-26-2008, 08:26 AM

OMGOSH I LOOOOOOOVE IT!!!!

nicleigh · 04-26-2008, 08:40 AM

haha! Thanks for sharing!

Serendipitous Creationz · 04-26-2008, 08:43 AM

Thats awesome !! Thanks for sharing

veggie_mama · 04-26-2008, 08:46 AM

Yay!

tyramae1 · 04-26-2008, 08:51 AM

Very Cute!!!

sahm108 · 04-26-2008, 09:07 AM

Hooray!

04-26-2008, 06:54 AM	#1
mommygonewild Registered Users Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,109 Ratings: 66 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms Would you nurse her in the park? Would you nurse him in the dark? Would you nurse him with a Boppy? And when your boobs are feeling floppy? I would nurse him in the park, I would nurse her in the dark. I'd nurse with or without a Boppy. Floppy boobs will never stop me. Can you nurse with your seat belt on? Can you nurse from dusk till dawn? Though she may pinch me, bite me, pull, I will nurse her `till she's full! Can you nurse and make some soup? Can you nurse and feed the group? It makes her healthy strong and smart, Mommy's milk is the best start! Would you nurse him at the game? Would you nurse her in the rain? In front of those who dare complain? I would nurse him at the game. I would nurse her in the rain. As for those who protest lactation, I have the perfect explanation. Mommy's milk is tailor made It's the perfect food, you need no aid. Some may scoff and some may wriggle, Avert their eyes or even giggle. To those who can be cruel and rude, Remind them breast's the perfect food! I would never scoff or giggle, Roll my eyes or even wiggle! I would not be so crass or crude, I KNOW that this milk's the perfect food! We make the amount we need The perfect temp for every feed. There's no compare to milk from breast- The perfect food, above the rest. Those sweet nursing smiles are oh so sweet, Mommy's milk is such a treat. Human milk just can't be beat. I will nurse, in any case, On the street or in your face. I will not let my baby cry, I'll meet her needs, I'll always try. It's not about what's good for you, It's best for babies, through and through. I will nurse her in my home, I will nurse her when I roam. Leave me be lads and ma'am. I will nurse her, Mom I am. __________________

04-26-2008, 08:07 AM	#2
shelbell Registered Users Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 5,016 Ratings: 395 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms Love, love, love this!

04-26-2008, 08:12 AM	#3
jonasmommy Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wellborn, FL Posts: 1,665 Ratings: 59 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms Vert cool. Now is this realy from Dr. Seuss? That would be even cooler. __________________ Harassing another DS member and VERY rude hateful commentsJonas 12/27/2006 ISO classic CrankyPants Jolly Roger in L Again ISO custom spot's for El Bee's. As many as you can spare.

04-26-2008, 08:25 AM	#4
tillers72 Registered Users Join Date: May 2006 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 2,744 Ratings: 52 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms love it! __________________ Chantily~wife to my soul mate and sahm to 3 lively boys! A-6 J-3 S-1, 1 min pin, Buster and 1 kitty, Bob we are now in Central Illinois and getting adjusted!

04-26-2008, 08:26 AM	#5
RJmomof4 Registered Users Formerly: RJmomof2 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Fairport, NY Posts: 2,944 Ratings: 37 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms OMGOSH I LOOOOOOOVE IT!!!! __________________ ♥Rachael♥

04-26-2008, 08:46 AM	#8
veggie_mama Registered Users Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 309 Ratings: 18 Feedback: 100% My Mood:	Re: Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms Yay! __________________ one big hippie family :hardworking mama to Penny (11Sept07) and Miles (25Dec07) , madly loving sahdaddy J , overrun with furry kids Casey, Allie, Ash, Perry, and Thursday