You know you're a mom when...

[CarrieAnn0413]

you can nurse a nb while changing the diaper of your 2 yo (pfs at that )

you are making dinner and realize you havent peed since you woke up this morning.

you can make a pancake breakfast from scratch all while nursing a nb



Was just thinking of all the things I am noticing about myself now that my 2nd lo has arrived and it made me laugh so I thought I would share.

Post all your "you know you're a mom when...." experiences for a giggle



Was debating if this should be OT or in Parenting but since it is just for fun I put it here. If it would be better there let me know

[eileenAKAmommy]

When you can comfortably talk about LO's bowel movements, smells, colors and ect without wanting to giggle.

[mommyluvs222]

You always have something on you to wipe a nose (tissue, wipes, a cloth) and your diaper bag doubles as your purse even when you don’t have kids with you or vice versa

[bohlander04]

How about you know you're a mom when you call out three other partial names before you figure out which child you're talking to. Poor Loghan become Shahanolloghan.
Or it's five o'clock in the evening and you finally get everything accomplished for the day. You sit down to eat supper and realize it's the first time you have fed yourself all day.

[loveyhowell]

There's a whisk on your bed and a saucepan on the bathroom floor and you don't think there's anything even remotely strange about it.

[sourpatch_babe]

You wake up to a bed full of pee more upset about your kid sneaking that drink after going to bed than having to wash the blankets.

Someone falls down in public and you ask them if they need a kiss to make it better (and this is not reserved just for children)

You don't think twice about holding your two year old down in public in order to pick that pesky booger out of his nose.

You find raisins in your purse that weren't raisins when they went in there.

[xmommy]

LOL...these are all so funny.

You know you're a CD mom...
When you are more excited about what new diapers to buy LO for X-mas than anything for yourself.

I guess this could generalize to all my moms with...
It takes 2 seconds to answer when grandma asks what to get LO but have no idea what she can get for you (and end up asking for an Ergo carrier)

[Harmony96]

Originally Posted by CarrieAnn0413 Was debating if this should be OT or in Parenting but since it is just for fun I put it here. If it would be better there let me know

I moved this to Parenting b/c it definitely fits better there. Please see this sticky in Off Topic for more info.

[ShayneLeMaster]

You "plan" of all the things you want to do with free time, actuallt get some free time and end up sitting down , eating a snack too good to share and watching TV aside from Noggin



Plan you daily wardrobe around what carrier you'll be using that day


On road trips enduring 10 more miles of driving with screaming kids just so you can get to the exit with a playplace

[dragondance]

...a shower every two days is a triumph.

...you and dh talk about poop regularly.

...the muscles in your left (carrying) arm are highly overdeveloped

...you can nurse while making a PB&J while directing your character in a game with friends