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Old 11-30-2008, 02:56 AM   #21
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Re: You know you're a mom when...

...When your lo falls asleep in the car and their half eaten cracker looks mighty good so you sneak it from their grubby little paw, chew and swallow Did that one today!

...When they finally sleep in their bed, which is sidecarred to your bed, and you think darn it this bed is cold and lonely without the foot in my face.

...Your chapstick has teeth marks

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Old 11-30-2008, 07:43 AM   #22
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You're standing doing the "bob and sway".... and you're not even holding a lo.
You call your dh "daddy" and ask him if he needs to go potty
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Old 11-30-2008, 06:46 PM   #23
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You're standing doing the "bob and sway".... and you're not even holding a lo.
You call your dh "daddy" and ask him if he needs to go potty
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Old 11-30-2008, 07:40 PM   #24
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When 75% of your day is dealing with someone elses bodily fluids.

When you have to run to the store for milk and drive around for an extra few min. because you are SO enjoying 5 point harnesses!

A baby wipe and toothbrush are your whole morn. rutine, or afternoon or in the car, or it's 9 at night and it still hasn't happened at all.

I don't keep any alcohol in the house because some days I would love a beer by 10 in the monr.!

What ever body part is the hairiest is the one that gets shaved in the shower you MIGHT get every 3rd day.

70% of everything you buy comes in the mail.

You wish or honestly think that every store should have a drive thru (3 or less items of course, I've put thought into this) Milk, bread, PB.
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Re: You know you're a mom when...

you feel a sense of happiness looking at your just-washed, folded, stuffed and well stocked diapers at the changing station.

every sweater looks like a potential longies/soakers

you get excited and point at airplanes or squirrels, even if you are walking alone.

you are actually happy LO just peed on the floor. one less diaper to wash!
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:45 PM   #26
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Food on your pants and you just scrape at it with your finger nail and you are good to go
Sitting on the toilet nursing a baby.
Getting everyone else ready to go then right before you walk out the door you realize you have to be there in 10 minuts and you still haven't brushed your hair.
Never having your very own drink.
I think all of those happened just today

Also, when you are finally sitting down for about the first time all day and every child from the far corners of the house is magnetically pulled to come in the room and climb on top of you. (Twice today )
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:21 AM   #27
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you have cleaned baby poop out of your diamond wedding ring more times than you can count....and you have had pee deflect off of your glasses and still end up in your eye......btw i am a serious new mommy...can you tell haha
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:40 AM   #28
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You know you're a mom when you pick up your LO's pacifier so it doesnt fall on the floor and hold it in your mouth ... then walk around the grocery store not even realizing you forgot to take it out of your mouth!
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...When they finally sleep in their bed, which is sidecarred to your bed, and you think darn it this bed is cold and lonely without the foot in my face.
They sleep in their own beds???? feet in my face is not normal???? REALLY?????
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You plan your meals according to what will be easier to clean up off the floor.
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