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Old 01-26-2009, 08:40 PM   #21
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Oh,yeah and the other day I was about to pull away from the house to head to town and my older daughter asked where the baby was.He was inside the house strapped in his car seat

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Old 01-28-2009, 10:08 PM   #22
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Re: You know you are sleep deprived when. . .

..you fill a playtex bottle only to realize you did not put in the liner

...go to the bathroom and wonder why the toilet doesn't flush/water turn off when you're flipping the light switch again and again (DH woke up w/ this one wanting to know WTH I was doing with the light)

...scare the heck out of your husband and flip the 4yr old out of the bed because you can't find the baby and you've looked everywhere....finally DH finds her...in the bassinet...where you put her...before you went to the bathroom
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Old 01-28-2009, 10:14 PM   #23
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You know your husband is sleep deprived when he falls asleep pulling his truck into the drive way on his way home from work and smashes into the side of your car that is parked in the driveway. LOL!
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When you're nursing the baby, and in a panicky voice ask DH, "where's the baby??"

with this baby, DH was the sleep-deprived one. I asked him to bring me the baby from his cradle 3 feet away; he sits up in bed, spreads his legs apart as if baby is lying there, then asks he "aren't you going to get the other one?" meaning LO who is now howling in the cradle. I tell him, " you said you'd get him for me!" His response: "don't we have 2??" Honey, not for 11 years have we had two babies at once!
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You know you're sleep deprived when you need to run to the store really quick after the kids are down for the night. So you kiss dh, drive off, and get to the store only to realize.. oh crud, I'm in my socks. ETA: AND you're so tired that you really don't care, so you run in and get what you need.

Also, when DS was little, he was breast and bottlefed. I was so tired once that while bottlefeeding him, I stopped him in the middle so I could switch sides.
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You know you're sleep deprived when you wake in the middle of the night... freaked out because you don't know where the baby is. You SWEAR you were just holding him.... OMW, I'm Laying on him!!!!!! Oh wait... he's in his bassinet next to me.
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You know you are sleep deprived when you use the bathroom, stand up and go to pull up your pants, and wonder. . .

WHERE THE HECK DID MY PANTS GO?

only to realize you are wearing a dress.



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You know you're sleep deprived when a friend asks you on Monday what you did over the weekend and you reply "man, I have NO idea..."
Or when you reply, "wait a second, I thought it was Thursday! What do you mean it's Monday?"
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....when you get in the shower with your glasses on.







AND your socks.
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.....put NB diapers on your 2 yr old. And 2 yr old diapers on the NB and wonder why they are bigger than you remembered - wow all the to the armpits.
.....put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge
.....when you fall asleep while holding on to DH on the back of a motorcycle going up a winding cliff.
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