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Old 02-06-2009, 02:30 PM   #21
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Oh, that is too funny. When my cousin was little (he passed away this year) he told my aunt all about his "pocket"...and then at bath time showed her where it was...yup, his butt! hahaha!
When my older dd "discovered" herself, she said "LOOK, Mama, I have a raisin down there!" She was eating a lot of raisins those days.

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Old 02-06-2009, 08:30 PM   #22
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Re: You know you're a mom when...

.... when you're carrying the crying baby wandering around looking for a soother only to realize that it's between your teeth (I'm bad for this when putting DD in the carseat and she's screaming)

... tell DH I need to go potty

I'm sure there's more but I can't think of them right now.
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Old 02-06-2009, 08:35 PM   #23
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I totally do the potty thing...lol!

How about you know you are a mom when you catch throw up in your hand so it doesn't get on the sofa!
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Old 02-11-2009, 12:04 AM   #24
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I do the potty thing to!!



You know you're a mom when the site of other kids poops/vomit don't make you sick.
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Old 02-11-2009, 12:10 AM   #25
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Re: You know you're a mom when...

When you dont think twice to wipe boogies from your friends baby's nose....with my hand!

Also- when you talk talk about Poop all day with your friends.
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Old 02-11-2009, 11:37 AM   #26
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I am always telling DH that I'll be right back I have to go potty, in the store, at the house, wherever we are, it doesn't matter and it seems to phase neithe rof us, lol. Except DS, mainly because he wants to go since he wants to help me flush the toilet.
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...your shirt looks as if it doubles as a napkin/kleenex, and you really don't care anymore!
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:09 PM   #28
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Re: You know you're a mom when...

I did a puke one last night... sigh...

you know you're a mom when you catch snot from a sneeze with your hand just to save their clothes without even flinching!!
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I didn't read through everything, so maybe it's a repeat but...

You know you're a mom when... you walk into work with a snot streak across one shirt sleeve and a muddy footprint on your pantleg... (ok, so that was how my morning started today!)
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...when you start calling your dh "daddy" even when your child isn't around?

I do this all the time. It used to be "Jim", "Honey", "Baby" but now it's "Daddy" even when my dd isn't around
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