Got any good kid jokes?

[kangamom]

My 6 year old dd is an aspirinf comedian. The problem is she tries to make up her own jokes and.. well.. doesn't have much success unfortunately. Does anyone have some cute, appropriate jokes I can tell her?

[pfamilygal6]

Straight off the Laffy Taffy wrapper:

What do you call a crazy balloon? A balloonatic!

What do you call it when you see the same witch doctor twice? De ja voodoo

My son (also 6) tells jokes like this:

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause it was raining! (Followed by gales of laughter)

?????????

[nellisfamily02]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Cause 7 8 (ate) 9.

that is one of my favs! LOL!

[nellisfamily02]

another one she has been telling is:

Where do turkeys go to eat?

A Roosturaunt.

LOl!

[nellisfamily02]

oh, one that me and my sister find hilarious is:

Why is a 2 door chicken house called a coop?

Cause if it was 4 doors it would be a sedan!

[kangamom]

These are great!

Here is an example of one of her "originals"

Where does the cow like to go when its raining?

To the NEIGHBORS!!!

Ba-dum-ching.

[urchin_grey]

I saw a kid on Jay Leno tell this one...

Will you remember me tommoro?
-Yes
Will you remember me in a week?
-Yes
Will you remember me in a month?
-Yes
Will you remember me in a year?
-Yes
Knock knock.
-Who's there?
I thought you said you would remember me???? (Or you forgot me already, or something like that.)

[nellisfamily02]

Originally Posted by kangamom These are great! Here is an example of one of her "originals" Where does the cow like to go when its raining? To the NEIGHBORS!!! Ba-dum-ching.

Maybe you could suggest to her that it would be better if she said where does the horse like to go...

That would make more sense, since horses neigh and cows moo. LOL! At least she is creative!

[kangamom]

Yeah, I did tell her to change it to a horse so it makes more sense, lol. That was just the first one that came to mind.

[titania]

knock knock.

who's there?

justin.

justin who?

justin the neighborhood and thought i'd drop by!!



have you heard my stick joke?

(person answers no)

what's brown and sticky?

a stick!! (this is my dh's fave joke)


what do you call a fish with 2 knees?

a tuny (2-knee) fish!