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Old 12-02-2006, 07:42 PM   #11
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The stick joke is hilarious. I have to tell Josh.

What goes oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards.

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!

Okay maybe not kid jokes but I loved the two from Everybody Loves Raymond.....

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
Jose and Hose-B!

If you're American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
European!

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Old 12-02-2006, 07:44 PM   #12
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

I know, its lame, but I thought it was funny when I was a kid.
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:50 PM   #13
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Re: Got any good kid jokes?

I had Maia and 2 of her other friends in the car with me. Here is how it went

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Maia

Maia who?

Potato head!

then gales of laughter


Knock, knock

who's there?

Nikki

Nikki Who?

Banana head.


Again laugh, giggle, laugh

So it's my turn

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo-who?

Don't cry, it's just me!

I hear nothing, totaly silence, then a "I'm not crying" And my futile attempts to explain bfore they deemed me NOT FUNNY and barred me from telling anymore jokes.
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:01 PM   #14
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I had Maia and 2 of her other friends in the car with me. Here is how it went

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Maia

Maia who?

Potato head!

then gales of laughter


Knock, knock

who's there?

Nikki

Nikki Who?

Banana head.


Again laugh, giggle, laugh

So it's my turn

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo-who?

Don't cry, it's just me!

I hear nothing, totaly silence, then a "I'm not crying" And my futile attempts to explain bfore they deemed me NOT FUNNY and barred me from telling anymore jokes.

ROFL!! My nieces did this to me once!

What's your name? Gloria
What color is the sky? Blue
What direction is this? (you point up) Up


Gloria Blew up!! Hahahahahaha

My nieces tried doing this to me except they would switch colors and say orange or yellow and then I would try to explain to them that it wasnt funny that way they told me I didnt know how to tell a good joke

My 4yr old LOVES this one-

Knock Knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didnt say banana?

I remember this one from when I was a kid on a happy meal box and the theme was Barbie and Ken.

KNock Knock
who;s there
Ken
Ken who?
Ken you please open the door?
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:50 PM   #15
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Cause 7 8 (ate) 9.

that is one of my favs! LOL!
Hey, you stole my favorite one!
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:52 PM   #16
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what did the zero (0)
say to the 8?



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Old 12-02-2006, 10:08 PM   #17
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Re: Got any good kid jokes?

This is my 2 1/2 year old's favorite. I think she's been saying this one since before she was 2 even.

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Cargo.
Cargo who.
Car go beep! beep!
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Old 12-02-2006, 10:13 PM   #18
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My favs I can remember...

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling "crumby" (crummy)

Q: Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have any guts. (although when DD first told me, she said lungs and I didn't get it )

There are tons on Yahooligans (Yahoo's kid site)
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nice belt
I don't get it?
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Why was the math book so sad?
he had a lot of problems
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