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Old 12-06-2006, 05:55 PM   #1
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I lost my keys for 2 or 3 days (my only set! ). At one point early on, I was freaking out lokking everywhere them. I saw DS with a "having too much fun" look on his face. So I ask him in an accusatory tone, "Blaze, do you have Mommy's keys?"
He jumps out from around the corner, pulls his it out of his pants and says, "Nooooo, but I've got a penis!" with all kinds of enthusiasm and pride and a big smile of his face.

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I could hardly read this to my husband, I was laughing so hard.
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EDITED!!!! THIS WAS MY DS NOT MY DH!!!!!!
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EDITED!!!! THIS WAS MY DS NOT MY DH!!!!!!
I figured, since you said "Mommy's" keys. I wondered for a minute though! =P
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Ha! that totally sounds like my kids. My son was walking around with his undies off today, holding his winkie. I asked him if he had an issue he needed to deal with. He smiled and said, "nope, I just like to hold onto it."
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Old 12-06-2006, 08:40 PM   #6
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That is so funny....He is such a cutie....
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Oh my gosh :LMAO:

I can just imagine my face the first time Tobias says something like that to me
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Boys!!!!!! They're priceless.

Two nights ago ds and I were taking a bath and he knocked a shampoo bottle off the edge and it hit him in the penis. OUCH! So, of course he yelled,"boo boo!", then he asked me to kiss it. I had to come up with an alternative....fast!
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Boys definately keep life interesting...lol Thanks for the morning smile I just got!
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