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Old 01-27-2010, 11:05 PM   #1
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You never know what kids are going to say!!!

This is courtesy of another pregnant mom from one of the other forums I "hang out" on.

The little girl is around 5 years old I think.

Daughter: Baby Joey must be getting bigger.
Mom: Oh yeah?
Daughter: Yeah
Mom: What makes you say that?
Daughter: Your stomach is finaly bigger than your butt.


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This was my son about 2 weeks ago (that was when I really "popped")

I was making lunch. DS comes up to me, lifts my shirt, and knocks on my belly.
DS: "Knock, knock! Baby? Is anybody home?"
I almost peed my pants.
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LOL!!
I have a few on my DD..

We had worked with our (then 2 1/2 yr. old) DD to prepare her for the birth (We had planned on her being there) so we had her watch some youtube videos.
One day I got out of the shower and was drying off, I noticed her staring at me like she was thinking very hard.
She pointed to "that area" and said "Mommy, the baby comes out of there?"
me: "Yes Jessi that's where he comes out"
her: "Oh.... It looks kinda scary!"

(A few weeks before I was due: )
Jessi: "Mommy, can I hold the baby yet?"
Me: "no, because the baby hasn't been born yet"
Jessi: "Oh.. the baby hasn't come out of your bum?"
Me: "no Jess, baby hasn't come out of my bum yet"
Jessi: "Oh, Ok. When he comes out, I can hold him, OK? He won't be icky."

One day I was sitting in the recliner and she was sitting in front of me. She decided it would be fun to "squish" me. I asked her to quit because she was hurting me and she says "That's ok mommy, I'll just squish that baby right outta you."
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LOL!!
I have a few on my DD..

We had worked with our (then 2 1/2 yr. old) DD to prepare her for the birth (We had planned on her being there) so we had her watch some youtube videos.
One day I got out of the shower and was drying off, I noticed her staring at me like she was thinking very hard.
She pointed to "that area" and said "Mommy, the baby comes out of there?"
me: "Yes Jessi that's where he comes out"
her: "Oh.... It looks kinda scary!"

(A few weeks before I was due: )
Jessi: "Mommy, can I hold the baby yet?"
Me: "no, because the baby hasn't been born yet"
Jessi: "Oh.. the baby hasn't come out of your bum?"
Me: "no Jess, baby hasn't come out of my bum yet"
Jessi: "Oh, Ok. When he comes out, I can hold him, OK? He won't be icky."

One day I was sitting in the recliner and she was sitting in front of me. She decided it would be fun to "squish" me. I asked her to quit because she was hurting me and she says "That's ok mommy, I'll just squish that baby right outta you."
This one made me LOL
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Update.. the little girl was 8 not 5, sorry about that.. .and later she came up to her mom and said

"Mom, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings earlier.. but let's face it.. it's the cold hard truth! " LOL

Oh I laughed so hard!

My DS (4 1/2) asked if I was going to poop the baby out LOL

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