Fun post - what's your diaper changing song?

[Kelolsen-and-Padawan]

This was posted on another board I'm on and it turned out to be a pretty hillarious read! What do you sing to your baby when you change diapers? I have several songs.

I have a FB chant/cheer that I make super cheesy:

Fuzzi bunz, Fuzzi bunz, Fuzzi Bunz!
Who's got fuzzi bunz?
You've got fuzzi bunz...
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Fuzzi Bunz!


I have several poopy songs that I made up and they are really horrible.

Somebody pooped! Who could it be?
Somebody pooped! Who could it be?
Somebody pooped, who could it be?
Its you! Its you! its YOU not me!!!



(somehow, I started calling pooping "getting on the poop train")
Who's on the poop train? You are, you are!
Ethan's on the poop train -poop! poop! poop!
Ethan's on the poop train- poopy poopy poopy!
Ethan's on the poop train - poop! poop! POOP!


Also, I sing this when I'm not fast enough:

"You peed on yourself! You peed on yourself! My little baby peed on himself!"


I have all kinds of other songs, but these are my primary diaper songs.

got any?

[rowynne]

OMG!!! Those are awesome songs!!!

Mine usually cosists of SIT STILL darn it so I can change you!!!

[vick]

I usually just do Twinkle, Twinkle so she'll lie still. If she's got a poopy diaper it's Gross Baby:

Grooooss baby, gross baby, gross ba-a-a-by
Gross baby, gross baby, gross baby
Grooooss baby, gross baby, gross ba-a-a-by
Gross baby, gross baby, gross baby
You're super grooooossss
Incredibly grooossss
I can't believe how grooossss!

[Gavin&Brent'sMommy]

OMG that's funny I thought I was the only one who sang a silly song, I just chant Stinky bum bum, stinky bum bum, Gavin's got a stinky bum bum and he smiles LOL

[jjaelovesenglish]

Diaper change, o' darling diaper change
Its time to have a clean diaper now!
O' Diaper change, darling diaper change.
From a song called Danke Shoen

Or:
It's Rodeo, rodeo, rodeo time
It's rodeo, rodeo, rodeo time gal
Madison made a rodeo, now it is time to be clean!

Don't ask if your really didn't want to know

[hollyhobby30]

No singing for us just a major wrestling match and trying to hold him down to quickly put a FB on him. I usually give him something to play with but he just chucks it across the room. Ahhh....good times, good times.

I miss the baby stage!

[2sweetboys]

I don't sing for fear of scaring my children! That and I think DH would have me commited! Not because I can't sing, but because they would think I was crazy...I mean completely !!! lol

But I do try to do peek-a-boo behind a wipe, or I do silly voices like I say 'Oh, Haaaaarrrrrwey' like the old hound dog from Lady and the Tramp (Oh Miss Laaaaaaady!) LOVE that movie...one of my favorites! But we always call him Harwey instead of Harley....poor kid isn't gonna know his name....Aedan calls him Hardee!!!

I guess I do sometimes sing....Harley's been a poopin in his pants! Or Smelly boy, smeeeelllly boy, what are they feeding you...smelly boy, smeeelly boy you really stink! (for all you Friends fans out there!)

[2sweetboys]

Originally Posted by hollyhobby30 No singing for us just a major wrestling match and trying to hold him down to quickly put a FB on him. I usually give him something to play with but he just chucks it across the room. Ahhh....good times, good times. I miss the baby stage!

We resort to that also! He is so quick to roll over and crawl away! He is my little Flash (literally!)!!! lol

[dessismama]

This is too funny... "The Farmer in the Dell" used to work for us, but now I need to find a toy to occupy him!

[kissum]

Oh wow, those are funny! I sing:
Smelly baby, smelly baby, what are they feeding you? (to the tune of Smelly Cat from Friends), and
Who's got the stinkiest winkiest pants?
Bella does, Bella does.
LOL! I think there's more to the stinkiest pants one, but it's one of those things that come to me as I'm changing her!